Deborah Diesen
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Debbie Diesen, presiding over her News pageOver at my blog, Jumping The Candlestick, you'll find my latest news, notes, and nonsense.  And every Monday on my blog you'll find a profile of a Michigan children's book author or illustrator.

I also blog occasionally at my writers' group blog, Write-Brainers.

Below is some of my old news, which I recorded on this page prior to starting my blog.





July 2008
NOTE: For a while, after I started my Jumping The Candlestick blog, I was archiving my blog entries here.  I figured it was a good back-up, and also let folks who don't like using blogs still have a chance to read my news.  But like many time-consuming tasks, I had to weigh the pros and cons of doing it.  I ultimately decided not to continue.  So what follows below is mostly old, pre-blog news.
July 27, 2008 Yes, I'm still w-a-a-a-y behind on archiving my blog entries here, but it's been a rather busy stretch.  (I know, I know, I've used that excuse too many times to be credible, but "my dog ate my web site" lacks plausibility).  While it took me a long time (nearly a year) to make the plunge and start an official blog, now that I have one I find it a lot easier to manage than this news page.  So, at least for the time being, this page will continue to be stale, while my blog will be Fresh and Timely.  Er, well, perhaps not -- but fresher and timlier.  Or something like that.

As for the neglected Writing Goals progress report for June, now that July is almost over, I guess I'd better catch up.  Should be up soon.

July 4, 2008 I'm a little behind on entries to this news page, and I probably won't catch up until later this week; but I wanted to take a moment to make an important clarification.

I was interviewed recently for a profile piece on WCMU Radio.  It was a wonderful experience (more on that topic later), and I was extremely honored and humbled by the opportunity to talk about my book and my writing.  But I was also more than a little nervous when I was being interviewed.  In the course of the interview, I was asked about my involvement with children's literacy efforts, something I feel very strongly about and try to incorporate into my writing and my story times.  In addition, I feel very strongly about the tremendous writing and illustrating talent pool we have here in Michigan.  So, trying to think on my feet, I mentioned the Michigan Reads program, and Nancy Shaw's book Raccoon Tune.

But when I heard the piece aired, I realized that my clumsiness in answering made it sound like I am involved with Michigan Reads.  That was not in any way due to interviewer error, but rather was my mistake in expressing myself.  (I'm much better at writing than talking!)

So... I just want to make clear that, though I think the program is a great one -- and I'm a huge Nancy Shaw fan! -- I can't take any credit for the wonderful Michigan Reads program, and I'm not involved with.

Now back to your regularly scheduled 4th of July!  :)

June 2008
June 30, 2008 I haven't transferred a copy over to this site yet, but my blog has its first "Michigander Monday" author profile now posted.  Click here to read about the talented and terrific Boni Ashburn!

June 25, 2008 I've caught up again on copying the posts from my blog page over to this page.  Jumping the Candlestick will continue to be more timely than this page, but eventually everything there ends up here (though on this page you'll miss the "Comments" section of my blog).

In other site news:  I've added a "Literary Localvore" page.  Let me know your ideas for the page, and I'll get them added.

June 25, 2008 Whatever you're in the middle of, this is better: Ruth McNally Barshaw's new book, Ellie McDoodle: New Kid In School, is now out. RUN, don't walk, to your favorite bookstore or library and get yourself a copy! Your kids will love it and you'll love it and the world will be a better place.

If you want more info on the book, Lori's got a full review of it over at her blog; but really, just take my word for it. It's a great book. Ruth is fabulously talented and wonderfully imaginative, and her books reflect that. Her previous book, Ellie McDoodle: Have Pen, Will Travel is a favorite in our household, and New Kid is every bit as good.

Those of you in the Lansing area, stop by and see Ruth this Saturday at the Eastwood Towne Center Schuler Books. It's an Ellie McDoodle Release Party, starting at 11 a.m., and will include a drawing lesson. And treats, too.

And best of all: Ruth's book!

June 24, 2008 If a rhyming dictionary isn't part of your day-to-day life, you may think all rhyming dictionaries are the same. Actually, they're not. Different rhyming dictionaries group and organize entries in different ways, and some are arranged more intuitively than others.

As time permits, I'll be reviewing the rhyming dictionaries in my collection, and offering up the pros and cons of each. In the meantime, I'll share with you the fact that the rhyming dictionary I've used most over the years is The New Comprehensive American Rhyming Dictionary by Sue Young.


June 21, 2008 I don't feel qualified to dispense writing advice, but I will occasionally pass on bits of wisdom I glean from others. Today's installment comes courtesy of my elder son, who observed:

"A story without a good ending is like a boat without a bottom.
It won't float, and it won't displace any water.
"

So when you're writing, make sure that you have a boat-bottom of an ending!

June 20, 2008 In the blogosphere of writers, Friday is usually "Poetry Friday." Bloggers share a poem -- sometimes an original work, sometimes not. It's a nice tradition, and though it's not one I'm likely to follow through on every single week, I hope to occasionally.

For this week, I offer up one of my own, written yesterday at the park.

Ready Or Not

Count to ten with your eyes closed
and they gallop away,
those boys of mine –
their legs like a herd,
their bodies tall and taller.

But they are small enough, still,
to fit behind a tree
during hide and seek,

and only some days too old
to give themselves away
with their laughter.

June 19, 2008 (This falls under the category of "Guilty as charged...")

From an exchange between my son and me today:

Son: “You’re thinking about a new rhyming story, aren’t you.”
Me: “How can you tell?”
Son: “You’re mumbling words to yourself again.”

June 19, 2008 Those of you who know my love of coffee, be reassured: it wasn't me.

June 17, 2008 Over at Write Brainers, the blog of my writing group, Lori asked us all to post our summer writing goals. So I'm cross-posting my blog entry from there to here.

Generally speaking, in life I'm more Eeyore than Pollyanna. But for some reason, when I sit down to set goals, my dormant inner optimist comes to life and takes over. She has a tendency to craft grandiose plans formatted with headings, subheadings, and sub-subheadings. Little surprise that I never make it even half way through these unachievable checklists of delusion.

So, for my summer goal-setting, I've given my inner optimist a wallop. While she's out cold, here's my pragmatic side setting some simple, do-able goals:

1. By the end of July, finish a first draft of Face It, a project I'm working on with April.
2. In the waning days of July, blow the dust off Grand Canyon, my YA novel manuscript. Work on this manuscript during our August writing group retreat. Continue to work on it during August.
3. Finish and revise Gonna Make It Through, a rhyming picture book manuscript I'm currently working on.

That's it. Now I'm off to wave the smelling salts under Pollyanna's nose.

June 14, 2008 I'm looking forward to some steamy hot days this summer, and I don't intend to complain (much) about either the heat or the humidity. I actually look forward to both. I'd much rather have 95 degrees and humid than snowy and gray. I do like spring and fall, but in a summer v. winter match up, heat beats sleet, mittens down.

Over on my writing group's blog, we're setting summer writing goals. Haven't set mine yet, but I'm contemplating it. Maybe a popsicle will inspire me.

June 14, 2008 I have now caught up with cross-posting content from my new blog over to this page.  More than likely, I will only do a once-a-week catch up of cross-postings (rather than an at-the-time cross posting).  So for those of you who prefer news as it happens, you may want to keep tabs on me via my blog.  For those of you that think once-a-week is more than enough to read of my goings-on, you may want to read news on this page, instead.

In other progress:  I've caught up my Goals monthly reckonings.  The original goals are here and the March-April-May update is here.


June 11, 2008 As Luck Would Have ItAt the park today, I found nine four-leaf clovers.  I've always had a knack for finding four-leaf clovers. I'll be walking along in a grassy area, minding my own business, when I happen to glance down -- and a four leaf clover pops out, as clear to me as a purple penguin on ice. Once one catches my eye (clover that is, not penguin), there are always more to be found.

As talents go, four-leaf clover finding is not a particularly useful one, but it's fun. My ability to find four-leaf clovers has to do with an aptitude the name of which I have forgotten. (Obviously, it wasn't "memory...") In graduate school, I took a course in which we studied different learning styles, and we all went through a series of tests to learn about our own. One test had to do with the ability to make out forms and shapes amongst different backgrounds. Though I am generally-speaking not a visual person, and though my artistic abilities could fit in a thimble and leave plenty of room for a thumb, apparently the aptitude-that-I-don't-remember-the-name-for is one that I do have, and it allows me to pick a four-leafer out of a crowd.

What do I do with all the four-leaf clovers? I'm not a true believer in them as a talisman of luck, but I either give them away or I squirrel them away in my dictionary, each clover placed next to a word that needs some luck or good wishes.


June 10, 2008
When I'm not reading kids' books or rhyming dictionaries, my favorite genre of reading is mysteries. Mostly I favor what are called "cozies," and I can't stand thrillers or novels of suspense, but occasionally I venture into mysteries that are darker or more realistically written than cozies. One not-what-I'd-call-cozy-mystery-though-some-do author whose work I enjoy is Julia Spencer-Fleming. She has a series of mystery that began with In The Bleak Midwinter. Some time ago, I signed up for email alerts from her site, so I received an email today:

[from Julia Spencer-Fleming]

I Shall Not Want officially goes on sale Tuesday, June 10.

To celebrate, St. Martin's Press is offering FREE ebook editions of the first two books in the Clare Fergusson/Russ Van Alstyne series. These free downloads are available right now, through Thursday, June 12. So act fast!

You can download the .pdf versions of In the Bleak Midwinter and A Fountain Filled With Blood at the I Shall Not Want book page of St. Martin's Press/Macmillan.

At the Sony eBook Store, you can download the Sony Reader edition of A Fountain Filled With Blood.

And finally, Amazon is offering Kindle editions of In the Bleak Midwinter and A Fountain Filled With Blood at the attractive price of $0.

Ebooks not your thing? I hope you'll pass this email along to a friend or paste it into your favorite online book discussion site.

June 9, 2008
Happy Birthday, April!
Happy birthday, dear April.
You're hip, spry, and sporty,

And so young at heart --

Who would guess that you're...

...er, a very young age that just so happens end in a big ol' zero.

If you don't know April, go find her today and meet her; you'll be glad you did. If you know her already, please spend the bulk of your day showering her with birthday good wishes. In addition to being the finest friend I've ever had, April is a topnotch terrific writer and an all-round wonderful human being. She deserves nothing but the best, today and always.

Happy birthday, my friend. Here's to your best decade yet.


June 5, 2008 Being a parent of school-aged children, today is a significant day for me: it's the last day of school. The kids are excited, and we're all looking forward to a new routine and some summer adventures. But I've also had a few maudlin moments today as I've reflected on just where we're at. This past school year was my younger son's first and my elder son's fourth, and each school year that I've experienced as a parent has seemed to go more quickly than the one before.

Life sure scuttles past in a hurry. May this summer hold more than its fair share of lemonade.


June 3, 2008 Nicola's Books, an independent bookstore in Ann Arbor that I visited for the first time in May, has a nice two-page monthly newsletter. It's available in the right-hand column of their web page, or can be received via email.


June 2, 2008 At the playground today, I overheard this exchange between two kids, both of them approximately the same age:

Child A: "Just so you know, I'm four years old."
Child B: "Well, I just turned one hundred."


June 1, 2008 I miss typewritersIn early May, I had the unique pleasure of spending the night aboard the docked WWII submarine U.S.S. Silversides, along with a pack of Cub Scouts. Onboard, there were many things I expected, but this room was a surprise: a tiny little office. Being old enough to wax nostalgic for the days of the typewriter, this room struck me as being a not-half-bad writing spot. It was to my credit that I didn't sneak off from the Scouts and have a go at it.

Perhaps the U.S.S. Silversides has a future as a writing retreat locale (though lack of plumbing is probably a major drawback...)



May 2008
May 31, 2008 In my continuing effort to add more things to my To Do list and ensure that I never again have time for my family, my writing, or my hobbies, I've gone electronically modern:  I've signed up with the Book Tour web site to track my upcoming appearances, and I've launched a blog over at Blogger.  (I figured if I didn't hurry up and get a real blog pretty soon, my cats would probably beat me to it.)

No worries for those of you who prefer reading my news on this page, as I'll continue to post my bloggish news entries here in addition to cross-posting them at the new Jumping The Candlestick site.

I'll also be signing up over at Jacketflap in the near future, but after that, no more registrations for a while.  We heel-dragging Ludite curmudgeons of the world find New Things too exhausting!


May 28, 2008 Just for the record, I am not a huge fan of lime green.  Not that I'm against the color, but it doesn't show up on my short list of favorite hues.

Why am I telling you this, you may ask?  Well.  I don't want any misunderstandings based on misconstrued evidence.  Yes, my calendar is lime green.  And yes, just last week I transferred my To Do lists out of their black three-ring binder and into a -- you guessed it -- fluorescently bright, obnoxious-to-the-eyeballs lime green three-ring binder.  So one might draw the conclusion that I love lime green.

Nope.  Lime green is my equivalent of a hunter's orange hat:  it allows me to more easily locate my calendar.  Periodic efforts to tidy up notwithstanding, my desk tends to trend toward the "Before" picture rather than the "After."  But despite my frequently recurring stacks and messes, I've yet to lose the lime green calendar.

I'm sure it's here somewhere....


May 23, 2008 The Pout-Pout Fish, cookie versionPictured here is the first ever Mr. Fish cookie!  This cookie, and dozens more just like it, were served as part of Rivertown Bookstore's Bedtime Story Time last evening.  I was the guest reader, and I had a nice time reading The Pout-Pout Fish and a few other stories to the kids who came.

I'd never been to Rivertown Bookstore before, even though Portland is not that far from where I live; but I'll definitely be back.  'Twas a nice place.  I'm grateful to all the children and parents who came for the story time -- I had fun, and I hope you did too!  Big fishy thanks to Merikay for baking the delightful cookies and to Sue for making sure everything went smoothly.

In case you'd like to pay a visit, Rivertown Bookstore is located at 126 E. Bridge St. in Portland, and their number is 517/647-5743.  I can't promise there will be any fish cookies left by the time you get there (given that most of the leftovers swam home with me!), but you'll still enjoy yourself.


May 20, 2008 Got a kick out of seeing this.  I was also pleased to see this.


May 17, 2008 I spent the day yesterday in Ann Arbor.  During the morning, I visited with several first- and second-grade classes at Dicken Elementary.  I was quite impressed by Dicken.  Nestled back in a neighborhood, the building itself was a welcoming sight, and inside everyone I met was friendly and enthusiastic.  The library was delightful and the kids were great.  They listened to me talk and then asked terrific questions.  I enjoyed myself very much.

Then I headed over to Nicola's Books.  I'd heard good things about the store from folks who live in Ann Arbor, and boy were they right:  what a great bookstore!  I was impressed by the selection and by the staff.  While I was there, I picked up a copy of Nancy Shaw's recently released picture book Sheep Blast Off, as well as a cute picture book that was featured on display and recommended by one of the booksellers, A Visitor for Bear.

I spent the remainder of the afternoon wandering around Ann Arbor, nosing my way through various bookstores and coffeeshops.  A coffee milkshake may have been drunk.  (There may even have been whipped cream, but I decline to go on record as to whether the shake was a small, medium, large, or GRANDE.)  I even had a chance to sit in the park for a while and read (a bit of Boy by Roald Dahl).  Quite a relaxing afternoon.

Then it was off to the Ann Arbor Book Festival Author Reception.  I had the pleasure of spending time talking to Nancy Shaw, one of my all-time favorite people in the world of children's books.  I also happily found myself seated across from Mary Blocksma.  I have several of her books on my shelf at home, including Naming Nature and Fourth Coast, so it was a neat thing to get to talk with her; and I am now the proud owner of the very first copy of her book What's In the Woods:  A Michigan Treasure Hunt.  The book is an illustrated and informative Michigan nature guide, aimed at kids but appropriate for all ages.

My only disappointment of the day was that I was hoping I might run across Judy Davids at the author reception, so that I could get her to sign my copy of her book Rock Star Mommy.  I did walk up to a woman who looked a little bit like the woman on the cover of the book and ask, "Are you Judy?", but alas, she was not.  I'll have to check The Mydols web site and see if Judy is doing any signings (or concerts) in the Lansing area in the near future.  Given my own not-so-secret desire to be lead guitar for a Moms Rock band I refer to (in my imagination) as The Eclectic Lady Band, an all-mom band that plays classic rock covers with mommified lyrics, it would be neat to meet someone who actually went so far as to learn to play guitar and get on stage.  I consoled myself by belting out Bob Seger's SPF hit Sunscreen, Baby as I drove home.

All in all, a good day.


May 11, 2008

I awoke this Mother’s Day morning on a docked World War II submarine.

My son and I had traveled yesterday to Muskegon to spend the night with his cub scout troop aboard the U.S.S. Silversides.  We arrived early evening under pleasant weather conditions.  There was a tour of the sub, followed by a pack retiring of the Colors, followed by free time.  Pizza was eaten, and much fun was had by all:  on shore, on deck, and down below (where it wasn’t as cold or crowded as I feared it might be, but where it did smell strongly of old fuel fumes).  The night was somewhat disorienting (thankfully I was in a cot rather than one of the three tiers of suspended bunk beds, but still it was hard to sleep on a sub; plus my appointed on-patrol half hour was 3-3:30 a.m., not my favorite time of day to be up), but the trip as a whole was a wonderfully memorable experience, declared by my son to be “the best cub scout event ever.”  I concur heartily.

The two of us did have a bit of an adventure en route, one that adds more proof to my theory that I’m incapable of making even a simple journey without encountering – or creating – a weird snag of some sort along the way.  We were running late; and near the end of the drive, a good 15 minutes behind schedule already, I thought I’d taken a wrong turn and that the beachside road I was on went on for many, many miles before there was a place to pull off and turn around.  (As you may have guessed, I was wrong on both counts, but haste doesn’t always make for clear-headedness.)  So I decided to turn around sooner rather than later, and chose to execute a quick three-point turn.  However, what I assumed was paved shoulder followed by sandy shoulder followed by sand was instead just paved shoulder followed by deep sand; so my front tires unexpectedly left solid pavement and dove into sand where I got S-T-U-C-K!  Luckily some good samaritans happened along and handily shoved my car back onto the roadway, without even asking how the heck I’d gotten myself into such a strange predicament.  (People of Muskegon, though I’m not demonstrative by nature, I hereby declare that I love you.)

The incident will most certainly be permanently filed in my memory bank under the headings “Blockhead driving maneuvers,” “Haste makes waste,” and “You know what they say about the word ‘assume.’”  But because I was traveling with my son, it also has another tag attached:  Funny.”  As soon as we were back on the road, he declared, with a big grin on his face, “That was hilarious!”  And he couldn’t wait to tell people later about what he called “Mom’s dunebuggy incident.”  He helped me see the humor in what had transpired, and he folded it in nicely to the overall trip experience.  Which is a healthy and mature way to deal with such a happening, one that adds more proof to my theory that I learn more from my children than they’ll ever learn from me.

Very apt that I was reminded this as part of memorable Mother’s Day!

May 7, 2008 My thanks and gratitude to all who came out to my Book Launch at Schuler Books on Saturday.  It was a wonderful time, if a bit of a blur.  I read The Pout-Pout Fish as well as Sue Thoms' Cesar Takes a Break and Boni Ashburn's Hush Little Dragon.  We also did a pout-pout fingerplay and a coloring activity.  I saw a lot of friendly faces and met some new ones.  The best part of all was reading my story to such a delightful group of children and their parents.  I was more than a little nervous about the whole thing but I ended up having more than a lot of fun!

A few photos are available over at Ann's blog and at the Write Brainers blog.

I also had a fabulous time at Everybody Reads on Sunday afternoon.  I was there as part of their 2nd anniversary.  The store had a festive atmosphere, with lots going on -- quite a celebration.  There were friends and colleagues on hand, as well as a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch of kids.  I felt very relaxed and I enjoyed myself tremendously.

For those of you not able to attend either event this weekend but who might want to catch up with me, check my appearances page.  I have a couple of upcoming events that I'm in the process of finalizing details on, so there will be a few new things posted soon.  Also, any of you who enjoyed either of this weekend's events and might like to come back to another, don't hesitate!  I didn't get to talk to each and every person, especially on Saturday, so I'd love the chance to see you again.


May 2, 2008

Boy, it’s been a week of firsts.  Tuesday was my first ever school visit as an author, and tomorrow is my first ever book launch (at Schuler Books Eastwood Towne Center, 11 a.m. – hope you’ll come!).  And today was my first-ever radio interview.  I think it went fine, although I have to say that if writing doesn’t work out for me, I don’t think the broadcast arts are a back-up career area for me.  But Karen and Jack at WLNZ were very kind and gracious, and I stopped feeling nervous about halfway through my on-air time.

However, I was nervous enough for long enough that I neglected to say something that I’d planned to include when I talked about my event tomorrow.  I wanted to express my sincere appreciation to Schuler Books for hosting my story time and author reception.  All the Schuler Books locations, here and in the Grand Rapids area, are full of top-notch booksellers, and Rhoda and Whitney at the Eastwood location have been supportive and encouraging about my debut author event.  In addition, my writing group has been meeting monthly at the Eastwood location for many, many years, and we’ve never been tossed out the café, even when we’ve managed to get a little loud.  So thank you, Schuler Books!!!  Can’t wait until tomorrow, and I hope lots of folks will come on out and say hello.  See you there!

May 1, 2008

The temperature has been dancing all over the thermometer lately.  This is troubling to the tulips, but it’s particularly perplexing to our resident cats.  One day, open windows and warm breezes, aka kitty heaven.  The next, it's closed windows and cold nights.  Our feline wonders are sure that if we would just open the windows back up, the warm air would return.  So they spend most of their waking hours running crazily through the house, ruing their lack of an opposable thumb and mewing “Open, open, open,” as best they can.  It’s the obvious solution, after all.

If it doesn’t warm up and stay warmed up soon, I might just try it.  There’s something to be said for cat logic.


April 2008
April 30, 2008 Yesterday I had the pleasure of spending the day at Delta Center Elementary to speak to the students about writing and revising.  What a wonderful day!  Beforehand, I felt rather apprehensive:  I wondered if anything I planned to say would be of interest to the students.  But the students -- in all the grades -- were so attentive and responsive that I forgot all about being nervous.  They listened to my story, participated in my activities, and thoroughly impressed me with their insights and their understanding about writing.  I predict many future authors will emerge from Delta Center!

The teachers at Delta Center are first-rate; as is the Principal, David Averill; the office staff; and the entire staff of the building.  And the school has a particularly wonderful treasure in the library:  Librarian Beth McBride is one of the best school librarians I have ever met.  Her devotion to and involvement with the school's students shows up the smiles they wear when they walk through the library's doors.

And as for all the secret agents at the school who stealthily posted poems throughout the building during the month of April:  you did a great job!  What a terrific way to celebrate National Poetry Month.


27 April 2008 It may already be on your calendar, but if not, please note that the Greater Lansing Potters' Guild spring sale is May 1-3.  I always find wonderful things when I go to their sales.  If you've never been, I highly suggest dropping by to take a look.  The pottery sale is held at the All Saints Episcopal Church, 800 Abbott Road in East Lansing.  You can find more info about hours here.


24 April 2008 My debut Write-Brainers blog post is up, in all its verbosity.  (It's Lori's fault, for asking such an open-ended question.  Sheesh!  She should know better.).  Hopefully other posts by the rest of the group will soon push mine to the bottom of the page, so click here to go to the main page of Write-Brainers and read the rest of my group's much-more-interesting bios.


23 April 2008 I've been busy lately getting ready for my first school visit next week, my May 3 book launch event, and a number of other appearances; so I haven't been posting much, and probably won't for a while longer.  But happily, my writing group has just started a blog, and I have to say that all of them are much more interesting people than I am.  So instead of hanging out here, head on over to Write-Brainers to read their news and comments on writing, submitting, and what's in the back of their refrigerators.  I'll be posting to the Write-Brainers blog as well, though probably not this week, and maybe not next; but surely by fall....


18 April 2008 Women get a bad rap for puportedly attending to their toilette while driving; but this morning on the highway the disconcerting sight in my rearview mirror was a burly male driver who spent the better part of 2 miles (at 70 mph) gazing in his own mirror to comb his beard.  Not that he asked, but I couldn't perceive any difference between his "before" beard and his "after" beard.  Granted, I didn't get a very good look; and perhaps I'm sounding judgmental; but I'm pretty sure it wasn't worth risking his life (and mine, and others) for the hirsute grooming.

Just for the record, I have never applied lipstick or mascara while driving.  As for whether I've ever steered with my left hand while jotting down a story idea with my right, well, I'll never tell....


17 April 2008
Entry #2
Feeling inspired by both the Day and the season, I penned a little poem of my own over the lunch hour today.  I share it with the disclaimer that it's not a great poem, but I'm posting it anyway, because it's that kind of day:

Joy in My Pocket

Give a wiggle
And a jiggle
And a sky blue squiggle.
Raise a chirp
And a tweet --
Let your happy bird sing.

Say goodbye
To your mittens
And those grim, gray days.
Time to whistle.
Time to holler.
Time for spring!


17 April 2008 Today is Poem In Your Pocket Day!  What's in your pocket?

Here's what's in mine:  Douglas Florian's The Boa.  Though it's a short poem, I hesitate to quote it here in its entirety as I suspect that might be copyright infringement; but you can find it over here.  The poem is from his book Beast Feast, for which he also did the art.


13 April 2008 Anyone who has visited this site in the past will be unsurprised by the addition of more tree photos to my "Other" section.  (Apparently, my digital camera has unearthed my inner tree lover.)  If you click on Other and then choose the Shenandoah National Parks trees link, you'll find a few photos of trees from my recent vacation.

Well, er, approximately 65 of 'em, but who's counting...

 
12 April 2008 I didn't post this yesterday, because it was late in the day by the time we reached home; but now that I have a little more time to do justice to the announcement, be it known that yesterday was a Very Important and Special Day:  my Mom's birthday!  (And yes, I did call her on the actual day.  My "day late and a dollar short" way of life applies only to my web site updates...)

My mom, aka Wilma Diesen, is an extraordinary person, and I am honored and happy that she's my mother.  She and my Dad are role models to me in more ways than I can enumerate, and they inspire me on a daily basis.

Currently, you can find a photo of her over at the NSDU site (though I assume the link will lead to someone else's photo when her term expires in May).  So if you see her today, wish her a day-late birthday -- and while you're at it, give her a hug.

From an Old Kid to her Young-At-Heart Mom, Happy Birthday!


11 April 2008 Just back from a fabulous spring break vacation to Shenandoah National Park.  Highlights and some photos to follow, but for now I have laundry to do....

Haven't even glanced at email yet, so if you're waiting on a reply from me, be patient a few more days.  I'll be back soon!


2 April 2008 Talk about your book launch!  Dan Hanna's book signing at Adventures for Kids this past weekend included an actual launch of The Pout-Pout Fish.  Here's Dan, decked out in a launch crew outfit, loading the launcher:

Dan Hanna, preparing to launch The Pout-Pout Fish

Dan tells me it was a fun event, with a great turnout.  I'm quite thrilled!

But talk about setting the bar -- that'll be hard to top!  Just for the record, nothing will be airborne at the Michigan "launch" of Pout-Pout.  (For those of you with pencils in hand, that'll be at the Eastwood Towne Center Schuler Books on Saturday, May 3 at 11 a.m.; format will be a story time for kids followed by an informal author signing and reception.  Guess it'll be BYOL [Bring Your Own Launcher]...)




March 2008

30 March 2008 I had the pleasure of hearing Ira Glass speak last night at the Wharton Center.  After an introduction by WKAR's Melissa Ingells, the lights went down, and in the darkened auditorium Ira Glass began to speak.  The lights did eventually go up, revealing Ira Glass at a small control table center-stage; but the mood was set nicely, and despite the packed auditorium the lecture had the personal and comfortable feeling of listening to a radio show in the comfort of one's own home.

Ira Glass covered a lot of territory, and the whole of the evening was enjoyable (he's quite funny) and thought-provoking (he's quite intelligent and insightful).  His primary focus was on the importance of stories, and their resonance for human beings; and he shared what he's learned over the years about effective radio storytelling.  He talked about how a story pulls a listener in with its forward, building motion (this happened, then this, then this) and with its interior moments of reflection (where the story seems to gesture at its own meaning and significance); he also spoke about how a story best connects to a listener if it either features someone who seems ordinary and easy to relate to, or if it features someone who has experienced something profoundly out of the ordinary.

He admitted that, despite briefly believing otherwise, he did not invent the method of storytelling that he uses on his radio show -- that the techniques he uses have been with us through the ages, and are used to great effect in modern life by rabbis and others; but he pointed out that we aren't necessarily taught how to tell stories anymore, that in fact he blames the Topic Sentence for destroying story-telling tendencies in modern life.  But he also shared optimism about the state of storytelling and programming on radio and on TV, and he mentioned Radiolab as a particularly good example.

He said a whole lot more, and I can hardly do justice to the evening with this brief write-up.  (There's an article over at something called the Transom Review that contains the Ira Glass Manifesto [Parts 1, 2, and 3]; I recommend giving that a look.)  But long story short:  if you're not a regular listener to his show This American Life, tune in and become one.


27 March 2008 Journalist and poet John Palen is the editor and publisher of Midland Issues; a professor of journalism at Central Michigan University; and the author of six books of poetry, the latest of which is Harry Truman All the Way.  He has been kind enough to write an article about me, a former Midlander, for his Midland Issues web site.  Click here to go to his site and here to go to the article.  I'm honored and pleased for the profile, and I extend my gratitude to John.

You can find a nice article about John Palen here.

My parents are subscribers to Midland Issues and they both think highly of John Palen and the role he plays in the life of Midland.  I very much agree!

And on the topic of folks I think highly of...  my pal Lori Van Hoesen comes to mind, and not just for the wonderful review of The Pout-Pout Fish that she recently posted to her blog.  Even if she'd panned it, I'd still praise her writing and her insight.  Thanks, Lori!

And for a review of The Pout-Pout Fish by someone who doesn't know me, click here.


26 March 2008 I do not know June Casagrande personally, so I would not be able to pick her out of a crowd; and she lives in some strange, faraway land.  These two facts are working in her favor today, because were I to bump into her on the street, I would Chew Her Out.  I am none too happy with Ms. Casagrande.

You see, yesterday her book Mortal Syntax was released, and last night around bedtime I opened up my copy for a quick preliminary looksee before I turned in.  I ended up staying up much too late reading.  Furthermore, my family, asleep in their cozy beds, were no doubt disturbed by the sound of my frequent laughter.

So we are all tired and crabby today, and I blame her entirely.

(A more thorough review of the book to follow in a few days.  After I've caught up on my sleep...)


25 March 2008 Just a quick update to say that I've made some additions to the Kids page:  there are a bunch of word puzzles, a new option in cootie-catcher dowloading, plus full cootie-catcher instructions.  In addition, there's a beautiful new mug on the mug shots page.

Still haven't cleaned up the wreckage from the font change, so you'll hopefully pardon the font dust for a few more days until I get that all cleared up.


22 March 2008 A nice thing about Michigan is that it has four distinct seasons.  A not-so-nice thing about Michigan is that the four seasons are sliced up into 365 pieces and then scattered randomly throughout the year.  A week ago yesterday I was on my porch, sitting in the sunshine in a short-sleeved shirt and watching my kids scooter around the driveway.  Today, I am shoveling snow.  Five inches of it, to be exact.  If you listen closely, you can hear the muffled sound of the crocus, weeping bitterly.  Or maybe that's just my own wailing you hear...

But in happier news, if you find yourself in California next weekend (a place of few snow shovels), be sure to stop by Adventures for Kids in Ventura.  Dan Hanna will be there on Sunday, March 30th, from 1 to 3 p.m., for the west coast launch of The Pout-Pout Fish.  Hurrah!


17 March 2008 If my own experience is any indication, the age of 40 is an age of enlightenment.  There are moments in middle-age when one's whole perspective shifts.  For instance:  I used to believe that all of human learning and knowledge could be divided into two categories ("Things I know" and "Things I don't know").  But I now recognize there is in fact a third category.

It's called, "Things I refuse to learn."

Into this category I place a knowledge nugget I've been refusing to learn for years and years now:  the word-processing edict that one should no longer use two spaces after a period.  So sorry, but having come of age in the horse and carriage-return era, my thumbs will never unlearn their post-full-stop space-bar double-click.  I ignore the advice of my wise friends.  I look the other way when I see text-wrap issues on my web page caused by my stubborn double spacing.  I persist in doing it the old way.  It just doesn't feel right to single space, and to my eyes it doesn't look right, either.

I recognize that I'm in the minority on this one.  Which is why I'm off to dig through my drawers for my "Luddite Pride" T-shirt....

UPDATE:  (and noted parenthetically, this update was added earlier and then disappeared somehow through the magic of Debbie's ineptitude with all things technological...)  Lori, who was at the same conversation that I was, has a few thoughts on this matter over at her blog.


16 March 2008 Just a quick update to say that new web site content is on its way, a bit later in the week.  I have a mug that I'll be adding to the mug shots page (I've meant to for two weekends in a row, but it just hasn't happened), plus I have two word finds, a crossword, and some word codes to add to the kids' area.

But right now I have a best-friend-who-lives-out-of-state visiting for the day, so I'm logging off.  Sometimes setting priorities is easy!


14 March 2008 No, my home office does not usually look like this:

Debbie's office with the closet, drawers, and stacks all dumped into the center of it for sortingBut it did for a time earlier this week.  Which may leave you scratching your head, wondering, "Was there a midwestern earthquake that I somehow didn't hear about?"  However, this state of affairs was not seismic in origin.  Instead, having managed to become a little bit less organized every day for the last several months (it's been a busy stretch), I finally decided the only solution was to pull everything out of the storage closet, the drawers, and the numerous stacks, and then sort through it all.  [And yes, there were many stacks ("ack! a stack attack!").  I hate to admit it, but I am a stacker.  Mounds sprout about around me like mushrooms.]


Debbie's home office, tidied up nicely (for now....)I can't say I resolved every stack.  But I did box up and remove from my office everything that I can't realistically work with right now.  I then spent some quality time with what was left -- sorting, planning, and prioritizing.  The main area of the office now looks a tad tidier.  As Little Runt in Bed Hogs would say, "Ahhh, much better!"

My office storage closet, not depicted here, is also free of earthquake debris.  My younger son peeked in it and remarked, "It's organized, not just stuff crammed in."  Indeed.

We'll see how long it lasts, but for now the sort-fest put things in good order and served as a nice mental spring cleaning as well.


13 March 2008 Noted in passing:  Yesterday my husband, a man of forty-some years, lost his last baby tooth.

To the delight of our children, the Tooth Fairy paid him a visit last night.  Apparently she's kept his payment in escrow all that time.  But alas, she did not leave a bridge.

A bit annoyed by her oversight, I got on the horn today.  Her customer service department informs me that, despite the magic wand and flying abilities, her purview is strictly monetary, and small change at that.  Guess we'll have to rely on the magic of dentistry to fill the gap.

In the meantime, 1-800-TOOTH-FAIRY got an earful.  No bridge, and she forgot to take the tooth with her.  Sheesh.


10 March 2008 On Saturday, I had the pleasure of attending the Lansing-area SCBWI-Michigan "Networks Day."  My good friend and critique group compadre Lori Van Hoesen was the hostess with the mostess.  We all had a fabulous time.  We gabbed and ate, and even did a writing exercise and a drawing exercise.  Then we ate more and gabbed more.  I learned a lot, met great new folks, and didn't want to leave when it was time to go.

Lori has some photos of all of us up over on her blog.  (Right now they're the first entry, but if you head to her blog later in the week and can't find them, click here for the permalink to her Networks Day post.)

A note in passing about the third photo down, the one where my face looks like I just swallowed a lemon.  This was not, in fact, an unsweetened citrus fruit induced countenance.  No, this is me emoting.  I had just been given an extremely kind surprise by my critique group.  So, for future reference, when I look like a sourpuss, I'm probably just fighting back joyful tears.  Good to know.

One other side note, only tangentially related to Networks Day:  All in all, it ended up being a rather busy weekend.  I had some content additions I was going to make to the site this weekend, but unfortunately I did not get to them.  I shall try again next weekend.


6 March 2008 I'm now trying Trebuchet as my site font.  Not as nice as Gisha, but hopefully a small improvement in onscreen readability over Times New Roman.  I haven't changed all the pages yet; I'm waiting to view things from a variety of computers first.

Hopefully I stick with this one and thus cease and desist with these Font Woes installments...


5 March 2008 Well, shoot.  Disregard what I said yesterday about having changed my font.  I did change it, but the font I selected is uncommon enough that on your screen it probably appears as a default font, not as the lovely font I had selected.  Darn.  I now have a list of "safe" fonts, and I'll make a new font selection from that -- but not today.  Probably this weekend.  Ah, well.  Best of plans and all....


4 March 2008 If you've visited my site prior to today, you'll notice it looks a little different now.  I was hanging out with some smart people this weekend and learned that sans serif fonts are preferred for onscreen reading.  So I'm giving a whirl to a new font, this one without serifs.  I've also added a bit of color to the pages.

If the new look gives your eyes or your computer screen trouble, let me know and I'll try again with another font.

This one is Gisha, by the way.


3 March 2008 My kids are big fans of the Geronimo Stilton books.  My initial reaction to the books was neutral, but they grew on me after hearing the recorded versions as read by Edward Herrmann.  His voice brings the stories to life in a very absorbing way.  Interesting how the experience of hearing a story read aloud can alter it for you.  Now all the stories, even the ones we haven't heard on CD, seem more full of life and character to me.

I must admit, though, that I'm a little confused by the Stilton Family Tree.  Geronimo and Thea are brother and sister; that's pretty straightforward.  Trap is Geronimo's cousin.  OK.  Got that.  Then there's Benjamin.  Benjamin is Geronimo's nephew.  Yup.  But...  Who are Benjamin's parents?  Thea is not Benjamin's mother.  So that leaves another (unnamed) sibling of Geronimo's as the parent of Benjamin, right?  But no such sibling/parent is ever mentioned.  To make things more confusing, Trap, Geronimo's cousin, is also Benjamin's uncle.  How can two bachelor cousins both be uncles to the same child?

Further, if I've followed the stories correctly, I believe Benjamin lives with a mouse named Sweetfur.  Is she his mother?  But Geronimo refers to her as Aunt Sweetfur (that is, his aunt).  The child of one's aunt is not a nephew -- it's a cousin, right?  So that leaves me wondering:  are any of these "aunts" and "uncles" actual relatives?  Or are we instead dealing with guardianships, fictive kin, and honorifics?

Who knew mice had such complicated family relationships?  As Geronimo would say, "Cheese niblits!"



February 2008
28 Feb 2008 I recently read Dough: A Memoir by Mort Zachter.  It's beautifully written and tells an engrossing tale.  To quote from the official description, "Mort Zachter grew up believing his Lower East Side baker family was poor. At thirty-six, he discovered the family secret: he is a second generation millionaire."  The memoir describes his coming to terms with this knowledge and his reaction to the reality of sudden wealth.  I recommend the book, so you are hereby encouraged to head on over to your local library and check it out.  For more info, try Mort Zachter's web site, which includes reviews of the book.

[A side note:  The cover of the book features, appropriately enough, a loaf of bread.  In what is the surest sign to date that I read Too Many Mysteries, my young son saw the cover and asked me, "Why isn't the bread shaped like a skull?"]

23 Feb 2008 What's that squeaking sound?  Could it be?  Yes.  Yes it is.  It's the sound of Debbie back on her holiday decor hobbyhorse!

I know, I know.  You thought I'd put that all behind me.  That my previous rants posts were enough already, and that I was ready to let go.  But no.  Sadly, I have been forced back into service as the holiday display curmudgeon.

Not, though, by the three premature St. Patrick's Day and two premature Easter Bunny displays that I spotted on my afternoon walk today.  This is, after all, Michigan, and I understand the desperation brought on by February.  We're all grasping at spring.  I'm willing to let slide the leprechauns and bunnies (though I won't shed any tears if they get frostbit).  Nor am I taking to task the continued presence of red-ribboned wreaths on so many doors, nor the longstanding luminosity of houses with one electric candle per window.  One could argue that these are not holiday displays at all but rather benevolent weapons in the war against winter gloom, and thus the "take down" portion of the edict does not apply.  Though I'm not sure I'm entirely convinced, I'll forgo the wet blanket wallop for now.

However, I refuse to be so lax in the rules and regs department when it comes to the sight I beheld the other day.  Driving home from an evening outing, I spotted a house and yard in full Christmas regalia.  Every roof edge lined with bright lights!  All trees trimmed!  Fenceline festooned!  And a full-fledged nativity scene with a pair of spotlights!   This well nigh two months after Christmas.  I had to pinch myself to make sure I hadn't lapsed into a Nightmare in Frankenmuth dream sequence.  

But who am I kidding.  It's probably all just a misunderstanding.  Maybe the home in question is not late in taking their display down.

They're just early for next Christmas.

Squeak, squeak, squeak.  Do hobbyhorse displays ever go out of season?

22 Feb 2008 Over a decade ago, I answered a notice in the newspaper and became a volunteer for a program run by the energetic and innovative Joan Nelson.  In the years since, Joan has become my mentor, my boss, and my friend.  I hold her in highest regard.  Not only is she a visionary leader in neighborhood and community development, she is a generous and kind person I feel privileged to know.  And my own sentiments are echoed a hundredfold by others.  Even if none of us can read her handwriting, we all love her anyway.

Today is Joan's birthday.  If you know Joan, be sure to wish her a happy one.  If you don't, I hope you're lucky enough to have your own version of a Joan Nelson in your life.  I am boundlessly grateful that I do.

Happy Birthday, Joan!  Now shouldn't you be taking the day off?

21 Feb 2008 Though not Ben Franklin's biggest fan (nothing personal, I just feel he's a tad overrated -- is there anything he didn't invent or discover??), I do by circumstance generally adhere to his early-to-bed-early-to-rise admonition (note to self:  follow up on missed wealth/wisdom delivery).  This makes Staying Up Late a bit of a stretch, what with evening revelry and early reveille lacking a bit in the compatibility department.  But last night I decided I'd like to watch the lunar eclipse, which meant I was going to have to stay awake all the way into the double digits.

Shortly after nine, I camped out on the sofa with a good view through the window and a cat and a book on my lap.  I occasionally scanned the sky but more frequently scrutinized the interior of my eyelids.  I believe the cat got more reading done than I did.  While the moon did an admirable job of staying in full view, it was flanked by so many clouds that the eclipse didn't seem very, well, eclipsey.  It just looked like an overcast night.  Still, I was glad I took a gander.  Apparently the next lunar eclipse isn't for nearly three years.

As for Ben, he's looking a little glum these days.  Perhaps he's pouting about having missed the eclipse, again.

16 Feb 2008 Debbie signing her Baby Brigade contractI've been sitting on this bit of news for a while, but I wanted to wait until everything was official, contractwise, before announcing that...  I have another book coming out!  Tricycle Press will be publishing my picture book The Barefooted, Bad-Tempered Baby Brigade.  Hurrah!

Here's happy me signing the contract (note the groovy rooster pen, a gift some years ago from best pal April).  I'm very excited about this story and very pleased and humbled to know that it will be coming to life.

The Barefooted, Bad-Tempered Baby Brigade is a humorous, rhyming story about fed-up babies who band together to protest baths, bibs, belly kisses and more.  Look for it in 2009 or 2010 or so.

Needless to say, I'm not feeling bad-tempered.  Not at all!

14 Feb 2008 This week, a happy finding in my mailbox:  the current issue of One.  (If you haven't run across this magazine before, you can find info here.)  I always look forward to One's recipes and articles, but the current issue had a bonus item for me:  a new favorite word!  One of the recipes included the spice galangal, which I'd never heard of before.  Apparently it's similar to ginger, only different, and I may have to acquire some as it sounds like a terrific addition to my baking bag of tricks.

But beyond baking, what is even more fun to my [odd] mind is just saying the word.  Go ahead -- try it!  Galangal.  Galangal.  Galangal.  Those Gs!  Those Ls!  And that lovely -ang in the middle.  It goes nicely with "languorous" and "angles."  And what a good-looking word, too.  Not palindromic, but evenly balanced nonetheless.  It would be well-suited to a crossword puzzle.  Galangal.  Galangal.  Galangal!

Admit it -- now it's your new favorite word, too, right?  Quick, go work it into conversation somewhere.  You'll feel good all day.

And, in a totally unrelated matter, I've recently posted a letter to snow over in my Other area.  I'll let you know if I receive a reply.

13 Feb 2008 On Monday when I got into my car, there was a hint of onion in the air.  Granted, my car interior is not very, er, orderly, but still this was a rather unusual aroma to encounter in my vehicle.  A first, in fact.  Yesterday, the scent still lingered.  Today it loomed menacingly.  I could ignore it no longer.  I was forced to look into matters.

Mystery solved:  a bag of onions, purchased Sunday at the grocery store, had never made it out of my trunk.  I was thankful (briefly) for the recent cold weather.  Otherwise, odorwise, the Honda would have been an even worse olfactory factory.

As for the question of how I could manage to overlook a bag of onions in my trunk, and what this might reveal about the level of clutter in my car, well, we don't really need to go into that, do we?

12 Feb 2008 For the past year, I have been suppressing and repressing any thoughts of midlife decay by exercising daily.  As a result, I'm in relatively good shape for a gal of my years.  Admittedly, in making that statement I'm applying a generous interpretation of the word "relatively"; but, at the very least, it can be said that my arms are a bit stronger than they used to be.

So why is it I still can't open jars????

I've got a salsa lid that I've been wrestling with lately, and let's just say it's got me pinned to the table.  Hot water and elbow grease have not budged it.  I'm starting to wonder if I need to go shopping for one of those jar opener aids.

So much for staving off decay.  Perhaps I should pick up a walker while I'm at it....

10 Feb 2008 Cold here today.  With daylight still left, we're already in the negative digits, and our wind-chill is twenty-three below.  Brrr.  But we've kept cozy with a low-key day, reading and building Zoob hearthside, and topped it off with a pretty darn good dinner:  tortellini with Alfredo sauce, my husband's fresh bread, and salad.

And for dessert?  Pumpkin pie!  I'm a firm believer in pumpkin pie all winter long.  I particularly like it still warm, with a goodly dollop of whipped cream.  The recipe I use is a slightly modified version of one I owe to Emma Weber.  I don't know Emma Weber, but her pumpkin pie recipe appeared in a magazine several years ago, and I've used it ever since.  I always go heavy on the spices.  Cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, ginger -- what a line-up!  The pie smells delicious, and tastes even better.

Just writing about it makes me want a second piece.  Gotta go!

3 Feb 2008 Happily, our semi-local groundhog is predicting an early spring.

Unhappily, I've waited patiently since yesterday and it isn't here yet.

What is here, however, is my first Face The Music monthly progress report on my 2008 Writing Goals.  (Executive Summary:  there's room for improvement.)



January 2008
30 Jan 2008 Yesterday afternoon was all but balmy, with the temp around fifty and a light rain; but overnight a scowling cold front howled on through.  We're now in the single digits with sharp snow and a piercing wind.  It's one of those mornings that makes you thankful for the sturdy roof over your head, the enduringly reliable coffeemaker in your kitchen, and the lively voices of your happy-as-a-lark-cuz-it's-a-snow-day children.  Winter may not be my favorite season (at best, it comes in fifth), but it does offer up those crystaline moments that freeze-frame your blessings so that you can't help but count them, at least six times over, like the icy-white points on a bright sparkling snowflake that you hope will never ever melt.

26 Jan 2008 Mug shots are up.  Take a look.

22 Jan 2008 Boy, for someone on "hiatus" I sure am popping up here a lot lately.  But despite breaking with my Less Time Online declaration, I'm actually getting a lot of writing done; so as much as it may seem like a joke in search of a punch line ("When is a hiatus not a hiatus?"), I'm going with the Whatever Works approach.

Odds and ends of what's going on lately:
  • On my CD player right now:  Rodrigo y Gabriela.  A terrific album.  Highly recommended.
  • Still making my way through my forest of digital photos, but I've managed to put a few new tree photos up.  See Trees II over on my Other page.
  • A few inches of snowfall here overnight.  Looks like the new cross-country skiis might get a little use this week and weekend.
Now I'm off to try to come up with a better punch line than "When it's on hiatus!"

19 Jan 2008 Up early today, writing.  Still avoiding the necessary major surgical incision to Grand Canyon, but put in some time on Face It.  Slow progress, but progress.  Feeling good about a bit of forward motion, I'm taking a quick break from my self-imposed online hiatus.

Recently I've had a few emails (well, one) wondering what Moms Rock is (mentioned over on my 2008 Writing Goals Page).  By way of explanation:  in my vivid imagination, I'm lead guitar for a fortysomething-soccer-mom-classic-rock-cover-group that I call The Eclectic Lady Band.  As reality has it, however, and as mentioned previously, I can't even play a convincing air guitar.  So I console myself by being the nonexistent band's chief lyricist, re-writing pre-existing lyrics with a "Mama has left the building" twist.

Amongst the band's hit parade are:  Fussy Baby (to the tune of Foxy Lady); Dirty Jeans (to the tune of Dirty Deeds); Screen Door (Squeeze Box); Get Out Of Diapers (Get Out of Denver); Sick House (Brick House); I'm Never Alone (I Drink Alone); Making Such a Big Mess (Taking Care of Business); Barbie Doll (Free for All); Life in the Sass Lane (Life in the Fast Lane); Suburbs (Crossroads); The Family Bed (Stuck In the Middle With You); Go Get Ready (Black Betty); Drivin' (Truckin') and 50 Ways to Peeve Your Mother (50 Ways to Leave Your Lover).  And by all means let's not forget the Santana classic, Ain't Got No Sitter... That I Can Depend On.

Copyright considerations prevent me from sharing any of my mommified lyrics here (I believe they're derivative works and so can't be published in any format without permission of the original lyricist), but I will say that writing them is rather fun.  Sing along, everyone!

Now, back to hiatus.

16 Jan 2008 Yesterday, my son asked me who (or should that be "whom" -- help me out here, you grammarians) I voted for in the presidential primary (should that be capped? -- Presidential primary?  Presidential Primary?), anyway, back to my sentence here...  He asked, so I told him.

"Hmmm," he replied.  "That sounds like a vegetable you would serve to us."

As I reflected on that statement, I decided that it probably applied to pretty much all of the presidential contender names.  So I offer for your diversion the following activity:  picture, if you will, each presidential candidate as rendered in vegetable.  It makes for an interesting garden, I'll say that.

Meanwhile, after a busy couple of weeks, I'm hoping to get back to some concentrated writing during my unscheduled odds and ends of time.  To help out with this, I'll be avoiding the computer as much as possible for a while, or at least minimizing my online time.  So here are a few interesting sites to visit during my absence:
  • Chicago Manual of Style Q&A.  Always interesting; often amusing.
  • Conjugate Visits, the blog of June Casagrande.  A funny woman who would know whether or not I should have used "whom" in my first paragraph, as well as whether or not it should be "who" in the present sentence.
  • Typo of the Day for Librarians.  A devoted bunch of librarians committed to keeping online catalogs free of errors.  Their entries are frequently fascinating, especially those by Carol Reid.
Who knows, by the time I'm back online, someone will probably have started a "Candidates in the Garden" blog.  Can't wait.

8 Jan 2008 My kids are growing some test tube aliens.  The aliens have feeding requirements (they eat "sloog") and sleep requirements (12 hours of daylight followed by 12 hours of night).  Come to think, their life is not unlike mine when I'm on vacation, except for the fact that they have blinking lights on their foreheads, a feature I've never managed to successfully incorporate into my countenance.

Yesterday when I left for work, the skies were overcast, and when I turned off the light in the kitchen, the aliens' forehead lights started blinking like crazy.  "Ack!  Darkness!  At a time we were expecting light!"  I quickly turned the kitchen light back on, and left it on for them while I was gone.  As I drove to work, I tried not to think too much about whether I was sliding down that slippery slope into the land populated by People Who Leave The Radio On For Their Cats.  Or that perhaps I'd slid well beyond that land:  people in the Radio-Cats camp probably make fun of the Light Left On For The Alien folks.

The fact that later in the day I turned the aliens' tubes so they could get a better look out the window does nothing to bolster my standing.  Whee!  Off I go.

7 Jan 2008 Today, the temperature is in the 60s.  Yes.  The 60s.  A week ago, same location, the temp was down in the single digits and we were bracing for a big snowstorm.  For my non-Michigander readers, this is actually par for the course with Michigan weather.  Michigan is the meteorological equivalent of an abusive relationship:  so nice to you one day, so nasty the next.  Unpredictable is the watchword for the state's weather patterns.

So why do we stay?  Sometimes that's a hard question to answer.  But if you've ever experienced a Michigan spring or fall, you'll understand.  This is truly an extraordinary place to be when the crocus pop up or when the palette of autumn leaves fall.  And, though I may be in the minority on this one, I actually enjoy the stretches of hot, high-humidity that summer brings.  Just wish I could do something about the wacky winters.  Ah well.  In the meantime, I'd better go out and enjoy the heat wave.
 
6 Jan 2008 I suppose it's time for a few New Year's resolutions.  Yes, I realize I'm nearly a week late, but as I like to tell my friends (and have said enough times that no one other than me finds it funny anymore...), I like to wait until the crowds go down.  Now that the lines are shorter at Acme Resolutions R Us, here's what I found left on the shelf:

General resolutions
  • At work, be more mindful of my word choice when talking to the copy machine about its job performance.
  • At home, take the garbage out when it's full instead of trying to add one more item and then having a refuse avalanche.
  • Stop chewing gum in public.  I've historically held the habit of gum-chewing in mild disdain, yet I've somehow over the years become a gum-chewer.  Go figure.  To make matters worse, I have an unfortunate propensity for bubble blowing, something which is So Not Appropriate for a forty-year-old.  This being so, I resolve to save my gum-chewing for home, and perhaps driving.  Never at major awards ceremonies.
  • Determine whether or not the fact that my printer makes a pigeon-like noise for approximately 40 seconds after I power it off is something to be concerned about.  Ditto the similar noise emitted by my refrigerator.
  • Stop tucking my hair behind my ears, as it looks pretty dopey that way.  Of course, it also looks dopey the other way, but a little variety (in hair and in life) is a good thing.
  • Do a better job with compartmentalizing the various areas of my life.  This is, I believe, a pretty common concern and resolution, and not really a realistic one (it's a little vague -- kinda like "Be a nicer person") so I put it out there as more of a reminder to myself than a true resolution.

Writing resolutions
  • Since my writing resolutions are resolutions I'd actually like to follow through on, I'm posting these to a separate page so that I can do monthly follow-up on whether or not I'm meeting them.  Nothing like a little public humiliation to light a fire under your muse!



December 2007
29 Dec 2007 Like any self-respecting (which is to to say, semi-neurotic) writer, I periodically google my name and book title, just to make sure neither are appearing anywhere strange or out of context.  Mostly I just find the same ol' stuff -- brief descriptions of the book, a letter to the editor I wrote in the 1980s, and some out of date 5K walk stats -- but some recent googling led to an exciting discovery:  A librarian in Pasadena, Texas has included The Pout-Pout Fish in her list of recommended books!

Maybe I shouldn't admit this, but discovering that actually brought tears to my eyes.  It's one thing to have people you know praise your book, for such praise is certainly sincere but tends to have a bit of a built-in bias to it.  But to have one's work recommended by a disinterested party, well, really all I can say is, Wow.  It's pretty neat.  Very neat in fact.  Mrs. Hlavaty, you've made my day, and then some.

If you're interested, the link where I found the entry is "Mrs. Hlavaty's Favorites" at the Turner Elementary Library page.  I don't know how long The Pout-Pout Fish will be listed there, but I'm excited enough about Mr. Fish's appearance there that I'm willing to vouch for anything she recommends.  :)

26 Dec 2007 The day before a major holiday being traditionally known as an Eve, I'd like to propose that the day after a holiday be its "Ove."  Which would make today Christmas Ove.  And ove' it is.  Christmas was wonderful, in all of its ways, and I thoroughly enjoyed being with my family -- nuclear and extended -- but I'm definitely looking forward to a less hectic stretch, and to getting back to a regular routine.  [Not to mention returning to updating my web site:  once I get all the present wrappings swept away, I'll be posting to this news page on a more regular basis again and I'll (finally) be making the long-promised content additions (book lists, school guides, etc.).  Plus I'll be sharing a bit of news on the book front.  More soon on that.]

Until then, Merry Christmas Ove!

7 Dec 2007 Seven days ago, when I came to the end of my day-job workweek, I did as I do most Friday afternoons:  I made my work To Do list for the upcoming week.  Having had the unprecedented joy of Checking Off Every Item On My Work List for two weeks in a row, the list that I put together for this week was optimistic and perhaps even ambitious.  It put a smile on my face, for I knew that by the end of it, I would have all my work ducky-ducks in a row.  I even made a non-work list that would lead to the completion of my Christmas preparations, the conquering of accumulated Home Clutter, and the return to work on my novel revisions.  It was gonna be a great and productive week.
 
I had forgotten that such hubris never fails to attract those malevolent sprites known as the Purveyors of Childhood Illnesses.  It whipped them into a frenzy, and they descended immediately.
 
“Silly woman,” they declared, “you have become too big for your time management britches!  We shall humble you by visiting upon your house the following:  Spiking Fevers.  All-Night Coughing.  Spasmodic Croup.  Strep Throat.  General Malaise.  Grouchy Discontent.  And Nonstop Sniffles.  This collection of maladies will serve as a powerful reminder to you of your powerlessness.  Learn your lesson well, or upon your children’s return to good health we shall unleash a series of snow days such as you have never seen!”
 
Happily, a full week later, the offspring are now well and happy again.  And (at least for today) the snow day curse has not come to pass.
 
But as for my To Do list…  Well, I’m trying to look at the bright side:  I don’t have to sit down this afternoon and make a new one for next week.  I’ll just use the untouched one I wrote up a week ago.  I’m optimistic that, now that I’m back on track, I’ll have it finished up in short order.
 
Certainly no later than spring.


November 2007 
20 Nov 2007 StumpI seem to have entered one of those Long Lulls referenced above.  Busy lately with a variety of things, and spending what odd bits of spare time that I can find on revisions (couple of picture books manuscripts I'm having another go at, plus I'm in the pre-contemplation stage of some novel revisions.)